What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

In 2019, when the iPhone 11 had just been released, my brother decided to surprise me by buying me one. His reasoning? Since I never had a phone, and I rarely used one, so I have no knowledge about features, space, ram, Xxx camera pixel. he thought buying good quality phone would be enough for life time😂. I don’t care about trends, model anything and I won’t demand to change to new model again and again.

yes, you read that correct, that’s what one of the ‘kool people’ said, sounds ridiculous and rubbish I know but it’s true most people believe in that. Can’t believe what is happening in India right now the madness in people to show they are cool people is increasing day by day.

one of the comment said “iss desh mein Ameer banne se zyada ameer dikhane ka sock hai” and that’s the perfect thing to describe what is happening in India. Financial prudence is totally lost in India.

Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun... A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying. One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever.. We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc If u want pics of her text me.

jokes apart…..

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I’m buying my first phone so I want to buy something good. it’s applicable if you are grown adult and understand the value of gadget. (Definitely not for teen who demand iphone as their first phone)

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camera quality is great and photos look so good. Totally Disagree androids are getting better and better say by day. Oh who am I to say this well I have iPhone since 5 years and I know how it is. My grandmas jio keypad has better camera than iOS.

What?? Since when a simple phone did this? Confidence?😂

but but but….

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if that’s really the case I don’t have friends why?

(I hope I can show their faces😧🤔)

I don’t want to comment on how tier 2/3 people also have iPhone.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

I have iPhone and I don’t feel confident at all. i don’t understand from where these people are coming from? How does having one damn gadget gives you confident.

I mean I agree to disagree to this statement. It all depends on person to person.

Trust me when I say even today I never showed off my iPhone to anyone. I don’t even hold that in my hand it always remain in my bag dumped however with broken screen funny how I got iPhone?

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iPhone feature and quality is good. I agree

Financial prudence refers to being cautious, responsible, and wise in the way you handle money. It involves managing your finances carefully by saving, investing wisely, avoiding unnecessary debt, and ensuring you live within or below your means.

In this video narrator (Mohak Mangal) was discussing with ‘kool people’ why did they brought iPhone some gave valid reasons which is understandable like they said;

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Really?

My brother also joked that maybe with the iPhone, I’d finally learn to “show off” like the rest of them. I really tried to be like cool iPhone users. Though, I’m not quite sure I’ve mastered that yet! oh let me tell you the aftermath. at that time I was surrounded by mad people who were so crazy over the top to take photos everyday, every hour, every minute. I don’t judge them their happiness but I used to get irritated because how they used to never satisfied with any photos. They needed professional photographer at that point 🙄

“If you have iPhone you can get friends easily specially if you are introvert”

Why is our generation so unhappy?

My iPhone story; (totally can skip if you are not interested) I want to share this because these people made me question whether I’m uncool? weird or totally normal?

I’m sorry we can never be friends. For me it just scares me because I never really take photos neither mine nor any bodies. And I value the person who interact with me because I’m good to interact with not because I have iPhone. Personal value is more important to me than social validation.

Kya…. Kya bola tune (add that meme)

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If you are thinking this video by him or this post by me is about iPhone you are totally wrong. instead it’s about financial prudence and opulence

Opulence refers to great wealth or luxuriousness, often characterized by a lavish display of wealth and an extravagant lifestyle. Either you actually have that wealth or you simply show off.

My concern is why it’s not treated as just a phone? It’s premium company we pay for the logo just like Gucci, LV, chanel I know that but why people fail to understand that.

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I’m a minimalist person never wears bling extravagant luxurious jewellery or cloths and who is boring according to my family because they are total show off (don’t hate them🙏🏻😂)

2 years my iphone settled inside bookshelf because I don’t want to take that out in front of my those friends. Being their photographer always scared me.

Just iPhone really? Nobita had f***g doremon even he was never confident.

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let me explain; me? No no Google will explain😂

let me start where I felt very strange and funny. Today I was watching this video

when I got new phone I posted unboxing video because I badly wanted to look cool 😎 (wink wink) but let me tell you more than me people who watched that were very happy. I got few replies but that one reply scared me “Now we will get good photos” only to realise how uncool I am. Trust me when I say this I never took my iPhone out to college for the very same reason. I can’t be photographing clowns 🤡

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I don’t want to debate on how half of the population don’t buy iphone if we did not had EMI option

Look at this

apple ecosystem where if you have multiple apple devices it become easy. I agree.

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